Shopping with Alice, Its a nighmare [ALICE]

[KALEB CULLEN]

Kaleb had been lounging in his room listening to music and reading a book while sitting sprawled out in the dark green cushy chair that was in his room, which had dark green walls with white border and trim, with a green rug and a mahogany wood desk, and chest of drawers and bed frame. Why a bed was in the room he had no idea. He only laid on it once in a blue moon when thinking or he was playing a video game. A flat screen TV hung on the wall and a stereo system was in the corner of the room tucked away amongst CD cases and movies.

Scars by Papa Roach was coming from the speakers as he turned the page of the book he heard someone walking towards the door. Catching the scent he knew who it was. His Aunt Alice. There were only three reasons why the pixie came to his room. One it was raining and they were gonna play baseball, two they were going hunting, or three which he hated the most. Shopping. Hunting had just occurred the night before and it wasn't storming so it wasn't baseball she was coming to get him for. So it had to be hell on earth known as shopping. He gave a groan.

He did not want to go shopping. Of course knowing his hyperactive aunt she drag him out of he room by his shirt collar or his ankles if he said no and tried to escape. She most likely just had a shopping urge and he was the target of the day or he had found his ruined clothes from cliff diving with Renesmee only a few days before.

Whichever it was he wasn't gonna escape the fate. Flipping the page of his book he continued reading. He would just run but then again she'd find him and drag him anyways or wait till he came back. So no matter what the options were they all lead to shopping with Alice against your will so he'd best just go and get it over with. He ran his hands through his brown hair making it on the messy side. Not that he cared.

Kaleb was wearing a gray t-shirt that was tight fitted and had a black number Thirteen on the back, which had been his number when he was on the baseball team at school when he was human. His last name use to be across the top but that had since worn off, a pair or faded jeans, a leather belt with a avenged sevenfold winged skull belt buckle, and a pair of black vans sneakers, and his Cullen Crest leather cuff bracelet on his wrist.

He heard Alice just outside the door and sighed. Marking his place he tossed the book to the small table in his room and waited for her to come in and start talking a hundred miles per hour like she always done.

POSTWORDCOUNT:: 496
MYCURRENTMOOD:: bored
THECURRENTSONG:: bad romance - lady gaga
POSTISTAGGEDFOR:: a. cullen
THEWRITERSCOMMENT:: - let the nightmare and torture begin.
- sorry its not as long as my normal first posts are...

[KALEB CULLEN]

Kaleb stood from the chair and at a dreaded human pace walked to the door and opened it he was not enthusiastic about spending time at the mall. Especially with Alice. He loved his aunt but her shopping sprees could be a bit overboard. He gave a groan as he heard her words. Yup this was gonna be torture. Scratching the back of his head he looked at her and sighed. No denying Tinker-Pix. Unless you wanted to face hell.

"Fine. If you insist on torturing me."

Kaleb spoke and went back into his room grabbed his wallet from the top of the dresser. More out of habit than anything. He grabbed his black and blue hoodie from the back of the door and slipped it over his arms and walked from the room.

"Any particular reason you are dragging me shopping?"

He asked. She was either bored or as he has speculated before hand as a wild guess she found his clothes from cliff diving then hunting. With Alice he knew if an outfit was ruined it was replaced by more clothes then need be. Pushing the sleeves of his hoodie up to his elbows he shut the door behind him and began heading down the hall to the stairs.

POSTWORDCOUNT:: 221
MYCURRENTMOOD:: bored
THECURRENTSONG:: utopia - within tempation
POSTISTAGGEDFOR:: a. cullen
THEWRITERSCOMMENT:: - its ok. I left it up for a reason when I cleaned the site out. Because one is was never posted in and two after I got words you were staying I figured we pick up on it...

[ALICE CULLEN]

"Well since Jaz is away hunting, I figured maybe I’d spend some time with you! And I cant live a weekend without shopping. Theres a sale! " She said excitedly. She started moving,in her pixie like way. She hopped a bit. She had a spring in her step,because of course,everyone knew if you were too take the pixie shopping,you would have too face the facts. She would be super pixie like,and super excited. Because,Alice did love shopping. It was literally her life. Next too you know,her porches,Jasper,and her family. Besides that stuff,shopping was number one.

”You know what would make it more fun? I don’t usually let people,but I’ll get Porchey!” She had just nicknamed her porche that. Even though she didn’t usually let anyone ride in it,except Jasper,she loved her Porche,and wouldn’t go shopping without it! It was like a part of her,that Alice needed to take anywhere she went. It was part of her personality. She remembered the first time she saw her porche. She had told Charlie,Bella’s dad that her and Bella were going to have a sleepover. When really it was for Edward and Bella to get a night out. However,she got a reward for it. A yellow porche! Just like she drove that one time in Volterra. That moment,next to Jasper,the Porche became the love of her life.

’Ah memories.’ Alice thought to herself,dragging Kaleb out of his room. ”Oh,and you don’t need to be locked up in here all day! Lets go shopping! It would be something fun too do!” She smiled. She litarlly dragged Kaleb down the steps,outside,and to her Porche. Then she jumped in the driver seat,expecting Kaleb to get in the back or in the passenger seat. She was super excited! ”Shopping,Shopping,Shopping!” She sang to herself,driving super speedily down the highway to the mall

[KALEB CULLEN]

Kaleb wanted to run now. a sale? this wasn't gonna be hell on earth it was gonna be the mother fucking apocalypse. good thing he hunted that morning cause he had a feeling he'd be with Alice till the mall closed.

He followed her out. They were taking the porche, which he was a bit shocked by normally she only allowed jasper in the porche with her. getting into the passenger seat, Kaleb buckled his seatbelt and spoke,

"I have a feeling aunt alice, your the only one besides my mother that does like shopping in this house."

With her driving he knew it would only be an hour and a half before they reached the mall and the torture began. someone really needed to ban her from the mall.

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THECURRENTSONG:: utopia - within tempation
POSTISTAGGEDFOR:: a. cullen
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